Starred for DeMethuselah.

He’s actually celebrating the pass not being intercepted.

From a tight end to a wide receiver in less than two years

This fucking guy. This guy is the perfect embodiment of falling ass-upwards after failing or being shit canned from every job he’s had.

There was a comment somewhere about a mangina and Carr’s OB/GYN. I sincerely hope that guy stubs his toes every single day for the rest of his life.

You try getting run over by a 300 pound man moving at near full speed and crashing on the ground on your arm and NOT cry.

I want to star you but you’re at 69, which nice.

Asteroid

Yeah, when Steve Smith tore his leg in his last season, he remained face down until the trainers got there and then limped back to the locker room with his face covered. Dude was probably bawling his eyes off as he understood the severity of the injury. And that’s OK. God forbid these hyper athletic human beings show…

Can't possibly be worse than Bortles is right now

Apparently, you CAN have a newcomer come in and steal the show.

He already came close to missing a FG at the end of the first half. Same endzone (so the wind was probably blowing in the same direction), the ball went just above the goalpost (don't know the rule but it was called good) after drifting to his right. The same thing happened this time. He didn't correct for the wind so…

Actually, I'm getting a beer instead. Is it okay? 

Yep, this is a motherfucker. It happened recently to me and SMrs.KIA, and it hurts like a motherfucker every single day. My wife has gone back to work now and it has been good for her, to get her mind out of things. I couldn’t take a leave of absence nor even sick days, and suffice to say that working wasn’t exactly a…

People don't realize / remember but the offensive lines in those two games were dominant and produced some of the better games of their year when it mattered the most 

I disagree. While Russell didn't drive the Seahawks to the sb win, the guy single-handedly has been the driving force of the offense for the last 3 years without any quality linemen and had one very good receiver in Baldwin. That's it. He may not be elite, but he's miles ahead of all the others in that group except…

For reference, which are the qbs you feel are no brainers? Because I only see Mayfield and Rosen fitting that Bill. Allen is Jake locker before the inevitable surgeries from all the hits he'll take by running all the time, Darnold will fail like all usc qbs, and Lamar Jackson is just an unknown quantity at this time…

Counterpoint, your coworker is the absolute worst. No functioning adult should stoop so low as to actually drink coffee other than black. 

Unfortunately, 60 bucks would be a bigger hit for me than the 80k is to Brown

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