Alcohol wipes are amazing. I have them on hand because I have to give myself shots (so, you can usually find them in the area near the pharmacy at drug stores, for cheap). The little premoistened gauze squares are just the perfect amount of abrasive for cleaning things. They are especially good for cleaning off ink.…

Me either. Each Easter morning my dad would hide (wrapped) candy around the house for my sister and I to find. I loved it.

Seriously, what kind of piece of shit hunts eggs as an adult? Like a grown ass man sitting on Santa’s lap at the mall.

As someone who’s currently pregnant with twins, this photo is so fucking depressing.

Better idea: I’ll have my own egg hunt in my backyard, where there’s tons of places to actually HIDE eggs, then watch my little loin fruits happily hunt while the mister and I enjoy adult beverages.

This is the saddest Easter egg hunt I’ve ever seen.

“Complimentary hat was quite prickly and uncomfortable.”

“Look, I’m always wiling to try new food. But someone’s BODY and their BLOOD??? This is the LAST SUPPER I’ll ever go to at THAT restaurant!”

I’m an atheist, and...you know some weird atheists!

“Restaurant food was decent but I had to provide my own bread and wine. The next day I was nailed to a plank of wood and died. Would not recommend.”

And since it's also a great all-over skin moisturizer you don't have to worry if it's out on the bathroom counter when your mom stops by.

1. Have your girlfriend be on her period so she is pretty horny but can't do anything

Ma'am, I might have missed it in your article, and if I did I apologize. One very important thing..... Do NOT, EVER, stick your schwang or toys any place other than the backdoor once you have gone backdoor. You must thoroughly wash it/them first. (Even if it looks clean as a whistle post-exodus.) Horrible infections…

Organic Coconut Oil is such a great product,can be used for cooking, crotch conditioning homemade Mayo,use directly on the perineum to help heal after having a 14 lb 9oz baby, ingestion of CO.. can help prevent Alzheimers head Lice, crabs, and improved sleep after anal sex.... if you use it as a sex …

Another issue with silicone lube is showers. Because it's not water soluble, if you take a shower after sex (or take a sex while showering, so to speak), you can get silicone lube on the shower floor. At which point your shower becomes a skating rink, and rinsing it off isn't sufficient.

Because it can be pleasurable? For both parties?

I like how half this post is still dedicated to cleanliness. You can take the poop-smeared wang out of the Clean Person, but you can't take the Clean Person out of the poop-smeared wang. (Or something.)

"Broaching The Subject"

It's an erogenous zone, just like most parts of your body if touched correctly. Pretty simple. Some folks love it, others don't.

In the butt, Bob!

I agree. There is trouble a-brewin' in the GOP-verse.