PFFFT that was the saddest. I'm gonna go ask my mom if she cried when Dumbledore died right now. BRB.

PFFFT that was the saddest. I'm gonna go ask my mom if she cried when Dumbledore died right now. BRB.
My mother taught me to relax during the initial thrust and then tighten as he begins to withdraw.
Emma Watson, when asked about how she feels being typecast as Hermione, has stated that if this is the thing she is known for in her career, she can't imagine a better character than Hermione to be associated with the rest of her life. Robbie Coltrane has also said that he doesn't like when reporters refer to HP as a…
"Jeez, lighten up, Janay Rice. You just don't get it. See, it's funny because it didn't happen to ME."
JK ROWLING IS A MAN?! AND AN ASS?!
Nope, don't let Mama June give rednecks and hillbillys a bad name! (And this may be my Southern showing, but I think all those phrases are classist ways of making fun of poor, rural, generally Southern people.)
i think dlisted is hilarious! I would so totally hang out with Michael K and probably scream laughing myself to death
My ex-husband took his third wife's name, because he was tired of his super bland last name. Or at least, that's what I thought until we reconnected on Facebook a few years back - it turns out, they both took his late mom's super unusual maiden name. I thought that was pretty cool.
Its not ugly for families to have the same name. It makes sense and since she wasn't sold to George for a couple of goats, it isn't indicative of his ownership of her. And it isn't for you to be disappointed, I highly doubt she cares what you think.
I think it reinforces the fact that women should be able to do whatever they want without being judged for it.
So is getting married, and wearing an expensive dress, and wearing makeup, and etc. etc. etc. to infinity.
If my former MIL had said that to me she would have gotten such an earful...fucking idiots who don't train their sons in basic life skills.
I am not good with change, but you had me at "writing her essay with a Black & Mild dipped in foundation," which made me spit hardtack at my laptop. I was yours forever with the "Cool Girl" Baby joke. Old Dirt Bag is dead. Long Live Jia Dirt Bag!
"Angry radical feminist" attempts to force second grade teacher to adopt a non-school-board-approved sex ed curriculum consisting only of feeding children vulva-shaped cookies and instructing them in the art of sexually pleasuring people who have vulvas. Teacher refuses. And then she wishes domestic violence on the…
God dammit. Now I want to hang out with Petunia over Hagrid. Thanks, lady. Thanks for ruining Hagrid.
YER A JESUS, HARRY.
It really makes no difference to such deluded people what the author's own beliefs are. People regularly accuse Lord of the Rings of being somehow anti-Christian, even though Tolkien was the most devout and unwavering Catholic a person could possibly be.
"shouldn't not"
I would fucking CRUSADE for the Church of HP
I don't mind morons on Reddit; I'm more concerned with your pro-bono, ersatz lawyering on those morons' behalf in this Jezebel comment thread. The arguments you've put forth to defend the people who gleefully trade in, comment on, and masturbate to ill-gotten photos of women while denouncing the NSA are themselves…