Gives privileged white man with poor storytelling ideas 70m, gives black woman and asian man with better film track records the boot. F you AT&T.

Cabbage Patch with me, Joanie

One Tree Hill, Everwood, Gotham (the last one was on Fox but was def a sad teen show by the end)

I kinda love that this was the name they came up with for “Obviously fake-sounding location.”

Bruh

Works for Bethesda

Right there with ya. 

I, too, want more Clone High. None of the MTVs play their old cartoons anymore, not even MTV Classic.

I go with Adidas sliders, easy on and off (don’t want shoes on the Coffee Table), almost always with socks. My feet stay warm and I’m not ruining the socks walking around on them.

Don’t toy with my emotions.

Lest we forget the OG of Sesame Street, Roosevelt Franklin. He might have been purple, but he was black.

We know from the minute those idiots show up in the village that most will get killed and the eventual explanation for why that happened is so stupid and illogical it made me wonder how the hell the same writer-director made the VASTLY superior Hereditary

No but they would be great band names. Two woodworkers and a gardener.

“I just happened to smuggle a neodymium magnet in my butthole”.

Keanu Reeves will produce and star in both a live-action film adaptation and an animated series based on his new comic book, BRZRKR, at Netflix.

I just read that entire thing in his voice. Bravo.

In my mind his voice was narrating the whole thing. thank you. Best thing this morning. 

I absolutely read this in his voice

in the ZS version, she would’ve gotten there earlier if she wasn’t in slo motion every morning to the park.

“hello?”