Besides, Jesus died on a cross.

Yeah, that was the hook. It brought me back. I ain't tellin' you no lie.

I don't see where it says that he played with Iron Maiden?

Bigly if truly.

Thank you for being you, Cookie Monster!

I don't agree 100%, but that's a good description.

wow! Graphic!!

Yeah, except his hardcore supporters don't care about that. They just want the wall built and for him to zing his enemies on Twitter.

Casey Affleck will deliver it personally… to your bed.

I have kind of a hot take here, so please bear with me. I don't think Trump cares much about people who can't afford insurance.

Call it… Casino Royale with Cheese!

And when a new Bond is certified, the original James Bond hands him a martini and says "You're the man, now, dawg!"

Here, have a big bowl of chili…

Sustained…

Oh wow. I bet your pee smelled very funky after eating that.

Spoilers!

And my axe?

This guy used to be named Ty Segall, right?

And sometimes a nazi should just kill himself. White suicide!

A cool warrior with a bow and arrow, I think. Maybe a fox with a bow and arrow. It's Robin Hood.