You know what, this is bullshit. Ray Kroc was always doing this *grabs ass of nearby female employee* which I would never do, and even sometimes do this *grabs breast of employee, exposes self* which I would also NEVER do, and never got in trouble, and now I’m in trouble even though I would never do those things and…

easy there, Chumbawumba

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

I saw the article title, noticed the phrase “calls cops”, made some assumptions about the involved parties. And obviously I was right.

I hope the cops do something about the terrible scourge of traveling in the NBA. 

Cop finally comes and brings them out the gym to talk like it was an elementary school fight. You could tell he was blown cause his time was wasted

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

I like that idea. 

Tying to graduation is one of those things that sounds good and lets the Penn State and Notre Dame types rah rah the only completion percentages they can cheer...but it fails utterly in practice.

Here’s a better plan. Pay them like the employees they are and allow them to earn outside income including from their own likeness as any other worker can do.

Bozo does this kinda shit all the time

They usually don’t let people continue shooting at them, with the risk of stray bullets hitting others as well. Actually seems rational. Should they just yell “Hey there guy, stop shooting that gun if you don't mind."?

Those girls are not credible. Good people being hurt. SAD

WHAT? A sex offender defending another sex offender’s apologist/wingman? Why, that’s just unbelievable. 

Yeah, I gotta be honest. I would be more shocked if he denounced him. He pretty much only exists to defend horrible shit. I look forward to the day the Great Old Ones come back and he publicly defends Cthulhu. 

Wow, it would be so easy for him to just stay out of the whole thing, but nope! He just has to weigh in, and in the stupidest way possible. “I just don’t believe the wrestlers, based on no reason whatsoever!”

“If you think ICE is racist—is Congress racist because they enacted these laws? Think about that for a minute.”

I can’t stand it when my co-workers complain about “The Union”. We are The Union. Maybe you don’t like something that union leadership has done. Then organize and vote them out. I only wish it were that easy to get rid of management.

I mean, this is not how the game should be played. It’s interesting though that when I watch the US women play they don’t seem to do nearly as much of this fakery. So I guess the diving. writhing, etc is manly. I am a fan of soccer, have played all my life and I am now firmly on the side that if you are caught (via…