Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

It’s weird. LA doesn’t get snow storms, so they voluntarily shut down the roads occasionally to compensate. And, just like snow storms, it sounds like people just hunker down and catch up on some Netflix.

Traffic was fantastic during Carmageddon. I was shocked.

He did hire the basketball coach that beat your doors off twice this year.

It’s weird, but when we know shit like this is coming, traffic gets -better.-

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

And then there are some of us who intentionally buy knock-offs because the prices are ridiculous, but we still want to root on our home team. My knock off isn’t great, but you can only really tell when you’re next to someone with an official one. And in those situations, no one else is looking at it and judging you by…

What I love is that this genius pro-gun person has decided that a GRADUATE STUDENT who was shot in a parking lot must have been a gang member and the community must take personal responsibility for that. GTFOH. Your pseudo-racist bullshit is always out after every shooting. Doesn’t matter who the victim is, if it’s a…

Oops! I was cleaning my keyboard, and my trigger finger accidentally hit the dismiss button. /shrug. So a few innocent bystander comments died. Collateral damage, I guess. Whaddya gonna do?

Let me stick my finger up your butt, fag. No homo.

Don’t forget Albom wrote the supposedly defining book on Michigan’s Fab 5 as well. There was not one mention of booster, gambler, money laundrer, and Chris Webbe confidant Ed Martin, who was hugely visible within the Michigan hoops program during the Steve Fisher years. “The Fab 5" book might be Albom’s great work of…

and that when you finally retire, all people will say is things like “Scantron was really nice and I could always ask him/her for a pen.” Within a week of your departure, nobody will speak of you ever again.

I got fired once and it was honestly the best thing that ever happened to me. For a number of reasons, but a big one was that I realized how much of my pride and personal identity I was putting into my job. Once I didn’t have that, I felt like I lost everything. Which was dumb. I still take a lot of pride in my work…

Yup. I’m horrified when I think of the years I wasted in crappy jobs when I could have done much better if I looked harder for other work.

Work should be on that list.

Ultimately, DraftKings’s own decisions are a powerful argument for regulating daily fantasy.

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

On my high school basketball team, we were teammates and friends. These are people you spend many hours a week with. Why would you want to traumatize them? Why would you want them to hate you? Who messed up along the way to let it get this bad? This whole thing makes me sick.

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

This is not discrimination against women.