President Trump has stuffed his administration full of petulant amateurs who mirror his own personality. Secretary of State Pompeo is a fine example. A statesman, he is not.

Bernie is only 11 years older than President Putin, and President Putin possesses the youthful vitality of an athletic 30-year old. Bernie, while not quite as fit as President Putin, is certainly fit enough to serve America as her President.

Beto has more red flags than a May Day parade. Any progressive who can’t see through his act must have been asleep from 2008 to 2016. Russia will NEVER support such a sleazy opportunist.

Ooh, what a crime:

American progressives will be pleased to learn that President Putin personally approved our operation to install Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in the U.S. Congress. He is taking a greater hand than ever in selecting members of America’s Congress.

If you Americans want to differentiate your true progressive politicians from the phonies, you should check to see which ones are being supported by Russian trolls because our vetting process is second to none. We believe in Alexandria 100%, that’s why we installed her in Congress. Beto, on the other hand, strikes us…

Meh. These youth-based progressive protest movements tend to thrive under Republican presidents, then promptly evaporate as soon as Democrats get back in power. Will these starry-eyed youngsters still be willing to march in the streets when that dreamboat Beto O’Rourke is President? History suggests no.

Russian trolls are the kingmakers in American politics.  Democrats cannot win without our support. We will NOT support fake progressives like Kamala Harris, Kirsten Gillibrand, or Beto O’Rourke in 2020. They are cynical opportunists of the Obama mold. We will support battle-tested authentic progressives like Bernie…

“You only dislike Democratic Politician X because he/she is not Bernie Sanders!”

Trump cannot help but view all world events through the lens of his insatiable appetite for self-aggrandizement. The truth is we Russian trolls incited these protests to give a voice to all French people suffering in silence, yearning to cast off the chains of their plutocratic slavemasters. Trump’s imputation of his…

Swalwell is a tedious one-trick pony. All he knows is bloviating about Russia’s evil plans to destroy world democracy. That shtick is as fresh as a milk carton two weeks past its expiration date. By 2020 it’ll be cottage cheese.

The GOP’s terror of Alexandria is due to a dawning suspicion that Russian trolls placed Alexandria in Congress with the intention of grooming her for the White House.

Joe Biden is unacceptable.

Do not dismiss Twitter. Just 3 hours ago our Ministry of Foreign Affairs used Twitter to subject the French government to a searingly effective trolling.

I know for a fact that some people in that picture are getting paid.  I’ve met a few.

People of Argentina: Russia’s President Vladimir Putin will always be proud to remain onstage for a photo op with your elected head of state. His warm affection for your great nation mirrors that of the Russian people.

President Putin is a master diplomat. He knows how to beguile these Saudi royal thugs with flattery, even as the mailed fist of the Russian Air Force rains death on Saudi-sponsored terrorists in Syria.

Nice try.  Who put you up to this?  CIA?  NSA?

So American journalists are permitted to use a guillotine picture to underscore an anti-capitalism rant; meanwhile Russian trolls can’t even post a cartoon of Bernie Sanders in a speedo without being subjected to criminal charges by Robert Mueller for attacking American democracy. It’s unfair and elitist that a privile…