Learn 2 troll. It’s a growth industry, and a wonderful way for laid-off writers to get some payback against Zuckerberg for that “pivot to video” scam.

Voter fraud is not a job for amateurs.

So disappointed that Nancy faced no real challenge from her left — only a challenge from rabidly Russophobic conservative Democrats to her right. We had to sit this war out. We dearly wanted to back an anti-Nancy movement, but not one composed of Russia-hating assholes.

Another stinging defeat for Russian trolls. We were all-in for Barbara Lee, but the forces of reaction were too strong. This failure can be explained by a dearth of coordination with our progressive American friends — only half of whom have declared loyalty to Russia, and all of whom remain afraid to do so publicly. Di…

This is a bad take. We Russian trolls did not install Alexandria in the U.S. Congress to cause chaos, but rather to provide bold new progressive leadership for America. We make no apologies for that.

This is more evidence that American democracy is entirely dependent on the compassionate guidance of foreign trolls to function, to the extent that it functions at all anymore.

Even if the intervention of a foreign troll farm places your preferred candidate at an insurmountable disadvantage, you should still vote your heart, so as to earn the respect of the trolls.

Facebook’s vaunted War Room proved as powerless as Hitler’s bunker to shield its evil master from Russia’s righteous wrath. It lies in figurative rubble now. With its dismantling Zuckerberg has tacitly acknowledged a humiliating defeat at the hands of Russia. Our crowning triumph of 2018 was our installation of…

Meh. We heard all this back in 2008. That was the year when ye of the American left swooned for that slick-talking dreamboat Barack Obama. Then you proceeded to give him eight years of free passes for neglecting the policy priorities you claimed to hold near and dear to your hearts, including climate change. If…

America is squandering $45 billion this year on her failed war in Afghanistan. That is money that could have been spent on upgrading America’s firefighting services. Many human and tree lives could have been saved!

I am too, but the 1972-09-27 Dark Star is keeping me company as I type. Such cosmic beauty, even better than the Carpenters.

Becoming less of a 1973 Grateful Dead snob. 72 is quite amazing in its own way, though Veneta is dreadfully overrated. 1970's America is such a beautiful place, probably a high peak never to be duplicated. Nonetheless the attempt is worthwhile.

What you say is true, but sometimes vilified characters both in fiction and real life are actually good guys who are misunderstood and consequently don’t deserve comeuppance.

We Russian trolls are so proud of Alexandria. We love America, and the day we installed Alexandria in the U.S. Congress was one of those special moments that reminds us why we chose to be professional trolls. I am not ashamed to admit that I cried tears of joy on that day.

Crocodile tears if ever I saw them. If Hillary were honestly alarmed by the rising tide of right-wing extremism in Europe, one wonders why she and her boss Barack Obama enthusiastically supported the neo-Nazi EuroMaidan regime in Ukraine against Russia.

Point for American liberals to consider:

Get real. If you American liberals in your coastal states honestly believed mass murder at the hands of your fellow Americans to be a realistic possibility, you would not slap away the outstretched hand of Mother Russia. You would seek a protective alliance to save your lives and the lives of your families — if not…