Another Pats Superbowl? I’m going to be Comfortably Numb

I thought we kept playing...

And then pronounce it ‘expresso’

Kadri’s such a little weasel. That’s like an NFL’er tackling a guy by pulling on his dreads

Much better than skorts or jorts!

Unfortunately, some people who may really require an ambulance will take an Uber due to not being able to afford an ambulance. I think that is where the author’s thoughts lie.

“pussbopyurpyup”, isnt that a Justin Beiber song? - old guys like me

Hope he got the customary gift basket everyone gets after they’re fucked by Jeter...

That’s crack-a-lackin-leg!

AA was born because of British Cars

What a resounding endorsement!

The Bears outFoxed themselves

That made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

This sounds like it should be a support group with meetings. ‘I’m Derek and I gave the popular girl in school a mixtape when I was fourteen and she played it to the cafeteria.’’Hi Derek!’

I get that. Much prefer it to the Hurracan’s shape, and would love to see it replace it

That new Jalpa is gorgeous, but it’s not a Hurracan, for better or worse...

Wait wait wait honey, I can do that again... promise, won’t kick up my toes next time. Where you going? That time wasn’t good?

He didn’t hide a hundred kids getting fucked. Makes retirement a LITTLE easier

Perfect. Loved it.

The Blackhawks wish they had guys that competed for face offs like that..