You know he’s got the Transit - rider’s vote

This deserves way more starfish

With his passing, all kleenex and tube socks plants remembered him with a 21 gun salute. The final pages of Hugh’s story will be stuck together forever...

Try asking Jets *players* next. I want to see the look on their face when you tell them ‘...not counting yourself.’

We NEED a Fancy Kristen segment. Weekly.

I do mine after every fourth wear, with a day or more between wearings

Good point. The 49ers should seat everyone on the side the cameras face so it looks full. Tarps in a stadium that new would have to be an embarrassment

Is it normally a tough area to draw in? Or is it just the time of year? Sorry for too many questions

Where was that?

I choo choose you for a star! +1

In a story about emergency poops while exercising, I thought ‘holding a corn snake’ meant he’d had corn the night before. Who knew it was wildlife?!

Was one of the delicacies in the restaurant pommel horse meat?

I want Fancy Kristen to drive a Countach and start an international incident by lighting it on on fire after it does something to offend her

Is it strange that it makes me extraordinarily proud that my city was home to this fuck up?

That was childish... Hit the showers

Or caught with their gotch...

It all means you’re a stand up Animal. *drum roll*

The evil Indians owner is taking notes for physically destroying her team from the Mets for ‘Major League 14: Eucker’s Revenge’

Probably my favorite non sequitur ever on Deadspin