Did that too! *highfives*

Um, you saw this was Kinja, and that was a thing we call a joke? Some people laugh after those, assholes tend to get all self righteous and go on rants. Good talk!

Florida + lots of meth = Jeb

That’s a good bear!

He’s just a little blue about not going to the White House today

And the fun police of F1 killed your embedded video. I’m certain they’re related to everyone in power at the NFL

I loveeeeee those windows. 25 years later and I still want an SVX

Yes, yes it is.

How about upper deck seats that can see the other end of the ice? The Barclays Center people must have visited Calgary before completing their design.

That sure is a good dog!

Amazing story. Painful to read. Kept hoping Leo would say ‘Sit this one out’

‘This is like torturous stuff - wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy: Jesus.’ - Pontius Pilate

‘as God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly’ - wkrp

I’m really glad the players are getting recognized for their hard work. I think this will help grow the women’s game and make it stronger.

Everyone thinks Crosby had a radar on O’Reilly’s little soldier, for real? And do they really think he marc’ed Methot’s finger for death? I think you’re all malkin a big deal out of nothing. Saad!

Kill it with fire!

Guaranteed contracts for NFL players should be a hill the players are willing to die on. It would create more jobs for the players, and create more long-term financial security for everyone involved, but no one wants to take the chance of losing a season. Sad.

She’s just thankful he didn’t come from the “stabby” line of Lewises

There is a special place in hell for anyone who eats a good steak well done, never mind with ketchup...

As a side note, Jim Tomsula is now on the Red Sox grounds crew. ‘Tomsula life hack 327: all the peanuts shells a man can want AND a bed. Life’s looking up for old Jimmy!’