That's how old Anakin and Padme were when they met.

Makes sense. It's so much harder for them to get married and have it be respected, I think it's not done as lightly as it may be in other cases. Straight couples sometimes feel the need to be married because they're pregnant, because it's expected, because they want sex (religious), etc. Gay couples get married…

Pfft. My furbabies are TOTALLY my babies, and I will never apologize for rescuing helpless creatures who already existed instead of opting to create a new human being. But if there's a heaven, damned straight pets are going there, so I do have to give him points for that one.

Does she really carry an orange pen and wear orange-y scarves to reinforce her pathetic, self-proclaimed 'Princeton' brand? I'd like to complete the look by stuffing a large Navel orange into her mouth so we never have to hear any argle-bargle from her again.

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

So how the hell are they doing it? That sentence isn't a rhetorical construction: I'm genuinely wondering how the hell Taco Bell is pulling this off.

We know what happens next.

"I have a very skilled penis, art-wise."

It's his masturpiece. His...Boner Lisa.

So a guy who dates a lot of women can't be supportive of female empowerment?

With a name like Barack Ebola, I can smell the sarcasm from miles away (also with my Jewish nose. we're pretty good with sarcasm—every last one of us!)