“Brilliant” seems like a stretch. It’s cool, but brilliant would have been bald and reflective metallic instead of matte grey with hair. Also, sneakers? Really?

Dildo precognition? That person has a future in my favorite movie genre!

Yep, you’re old.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

It’s the last paragraph that nails it: it’s all about his personal brand. You see this most often with basketball players and it’s obvious why, they play the most star driven sport and their individual brands are often more powerful than the team’s they play on. That’s almost unheard of in other sports. You will never…

So says the individual who chooses to buy into media sensationalism rather than obtaining facts about a case. Let me summarize the night’s events as indicated by the case documentation that directly led to the resulting charges and WHY those charges do not make it appropriate to label Brock as a rapist.

Do you really think the criminalistic code of honor includes shanking a man in defense of the honor of J-Law’s digitized butthole?

Dude deserves a medal not a prison sentence.

Plus they regularly execute any girls who grow over 5 ft tall.

All of those methods of communication mentioned are based on a person’s wanting to initiate contact and engagement with a particular person or subset of persons. Snapchat, Instagram, etc. are not primarily based on the poster’s intention of initiating contact with a specific person or small audience of persons, but…

One of the best Vines, via a Youtube video. Perfect.

“If you want to help contribute to his hospital bills”

You probably have to be a classless hillbilly to take something like wearing a belt with jeans and make it into some sort of masculine issue.

This is all it takes to get on Deadspin?! This is my move! I’ve been doing it for years. Easiest way to:

Hey now. My dad drunkenly stumbled out of an Olive Garden bathroom, beckoning his friend to come have a laugh from the drunk guy pissing with his pants around his ankles, only to realize once he turned around to wash up that he had Down’s. So I’m apprehensive to poke fun.

If you have to have a belt with your jeans, you need to stop having your wife buy your clothes. Be a man and buy a pair of jeans that fit.

The person taking the pics, easily.

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

a slow twitch bone, to be precise.