Possibly spicy take: I have no problem with Lance Armstrong. Bike racing is just a game. What he did for cancer research is more than just a game and that can never be taken away.

True, but putting velvet ropes around your parked lambo is indeed perfect.

Counter-counterpoint: That’s hilarious and amazing.

I still don’t get it. Logan is 200-something years old, but all of a sudden, within 20 years, he’s almost lost his powers due to age? I mean, I don’t have a problem with the concept, but I sorta wish this idea had been posited a few movies ago.

Also, real suggestions:

Did you guys think to just ask Univision for a loan? You’ve had some hard times, I’m sure they’d understand.

Did you have to pay for them?

I skipped the premiere to watch Westworld instead. After watching the S7 premiere last night, I know I made the right choice

Did you just all lives matter me

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

Sorry Ned Flanders, but sometimes people use foul language when they’re highly upset.

Does he have a picture of his daughter on the dashboard or something? How does that possibly come up during a car trip?

She seems nice.

Viva @VodkaSamm!

Ladies, this is what can happen if you take Creatine and drink Four Loko during a pregnancy.

I didn’t know it was going on either and I clicked because I wanted to see this ending. Is that okay?

That’s....literally why I clicked the link though.

Yes. Of course he did. Because a thing that was happening was being reported on, and it was news, since he didn’t know it was going on. That’s what I did.

I clicked a link?! The fuck is happening today?!

The WNBA finals was going on?