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Can we please talk about what has gone wrong with Charlie Hunnam's accent? WHAT HAS GONE WRONG WITH CHARLIE HUNNAM'S ACCENT

THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.

Yep. No (f)Aegon.

Can I just say that you're the best? You're the best.

The tags for this article are impeccable.

That this is a Poe's Law post.

Guys. Why is anyone arguing with this bro? His comments stand for themselves — i.e., the type of person who would have this reaction to Jia's article has the mental prowess to deduce that an entire establishment is a "hole institution," and that when you break one egg in a dozen, what you have left is 12 eggs.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC

GOMEZ! Dear god. Never has their been a man before or since that could do such things with his eyes.

Like a screen door in a hurricane, would bang.

YYYESSSSS

Yes. I think some people are just cryers (criers?) by nature, which I swear is a hormone balance thing. I cry over really weird shit, like how cute my cats are and how much I love certain songs. I don't cry when I'm angry or sad. Only when I'm generally overwhelmed with emotions.

I think Kristen Bell explained this

However, I don't feel right calling myself a feminist. This is not because I think the term emasculates me, or brings with it some kind of negative connotation; very much the opposite. I like the word, and I generally like the people who use it to self-identify. However, I somehow don't feel like I have the right to

LOL! Fair enough.

Most hardware stores will cut lumber for you.

I agree that the All Wood Everything trend is tacky as fuck, but a little bit of raw pine works in the right home.

That table, though. That table is awful.

I get what they're trying to do here. I like the raw wood look. BUT, for Christ's sake, why in the hell would I buy any of this furniture when anyone with half a brain could make the same thing out of lumber, wood glue and nails — for a quarter of the price or less?

I say this because I literally just built a very

What a fucking turd. I'm a lifelong Husker fan, and it's been hard to watch this guy coach the team for the last few years. He's obviously got issues, and this is the best possible example of it. This "Us vs. Them" bunker mentality is not how you lead young people.

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The woman in question needs to open a Kickstarter. Personally, I'd be happy to contribute financially to the cause of hiring the very best, most vicious, junkyard-doggiest lawyer possible to run this guy through the gauntlet.

Stuff like this gives me a little hope for what professional athletes and other famous people can truly accomplish. I sincerely believe that John Wall and other guys like him understand what a unique opportunity they have to reach into others' lives and make them better, even for a short time.

And fuck Colin Cowherd.