So heroing while black is now a detainable offense?

Whoa...that's some plastic surgery.

One ticket for the rollercoaster, please.

Fucking yes. I posted a comment saying the same a bit ago. These dudes didn't deserve to die but they fucking sucked and were racist as hell. Lets get some real perspective before we lionize these dick shits and retweet blatantly racist pictures to get back at the terrorists.

Nope, they were racist as fuck.

To: all of those saying we should not be praising Hebdo and his organization because they ridiculed already marginalized groups. NO, THEY DID NOT. Their targets were the same as any satirist; tyrants, blowhards, and hypocrites who preach hate instead of following the tenets of their own religion. No peace loving…

Yeah. Careful how closely you tie your horses to that hitching post, folks.

This whole thing is just... the fact that it is literally not illegal to say something doesn't mean that we need to praise the people who say them. I'm not really here for "satire" that pokes fun at marginalized communities. And obviously, whatever I might think of offensive satire the penalty should never be summary…

Conan's the best at doing this kinda thing the right way. Glad he's still on TV.

And this is why I fucking love Conan. Love Tina too.

Team Coco 4 life!

That's true, but also increasingly not so much, because of the developments and so many people from MoCo moving out there (like yours truly), which is turning Urbana, Middletown, Brunswick, Libertytown etc into the suburbs Which is fucking HILARIOUS to me - these Republicans in bed with developers have developed…

Exactly. While there's often a shift from liberal city areas to conservative suburbs/rural areas (witness the astoundingly accurate "Philly in the East, Pittsburgh in the West, Alabama in the middle" moniker applied to Pennsylvania), it's especially pronounced in Frederick, where you can go five minutes outside the…

1. For those who don't quite get how polar the shift is from Frederick city to Frederick County, the colloquial term for the population used around the state is "Fredneck".

Not so into the bribery and corruption, but very much into her throwing shade at the Miss America pageant and the way she "criticized manufacturers for putting too many peanuts in jars labeled 'mixed nuts.' "

Except for bribing the judge overseeing her lover's divorce, she was cool.

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Please don't star this comment just let it dissapear, I'm very embarrassed about it.

I think everybody should now respond to Joe with pictures of virtual penises. I would, but I'm not going to google image search that on my work computer.