I'll drink to that.

Sorry, buddy, but I have to respectfully disagree. After their split Nicole starred in The Others, Moulin Rouge, and The Hours for which she won her Academy Award (the award that keeps eluding Tom). If that's not taking off, then color me confused.

I have such a mental block about her being a Scientologist. I so want it not to be true that I am legitimately surprised every time I read about it.

Welcome aboard Elizabeth.

Colbert won.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

I think the grossest part of this is that it's probably an elaborate marketing ploy for the sequel that is structured around the understanding that more people will pay for a porn if they can at least suspect that the woman didn't want to be there/doesn't want it to be watched.

I feel like this should be two separate stories - the beginning is more about being rude and the rest is about being a fat person on a plane. I could have done without the rudeness bits, because if you read that part AS WRITTEN, it doesn't seem like it has so much to do with someone being fat so much as being late…

Totally agreed. You kicked him while he was sleeping? I'm pretty sure he was just as annoyed to be there as you, the only difference is you're the only one who actually cemented your status as the ass in the story. And then to write about it like "look what an asshole his guy was to me because I'm fat!" You know what…

Sorry Lindy, love ya to bits, but you sound super-duper immature and passive aggressive and like YOU were the one late for the plane, hungover, and getting to your seat after everyone else had sat down. I don't care if you weight 65 pounds soaking wet, all THAT is annoying.

The only joke I see here is Danica's career. I have never seen someone get so much press, endorsements and commercial ads. As far as I know she has only won 1 race and it was against some 3rd and 4th rate drivers in either Japan, China, or was it some Mexican back street in Tijuana? I honestly don't remember which…

The fact that she can't laugh at herself tells me everything I need to know about how stuck up she is.

To be fair Jay Mohr is the comedy equivalent of Danica Patrick's NASCAR record.

Test: would my asshole of a mother sell my passport after my untimely death? No, she would not. She would keep it. Ok, something's wrong here folks.

Weren't there also rumors circulating that her husband was bedding her mother after her death? Weird.

shouldn't you two just kiss already?

Don't forget that each of the kids is a walking horrific racial or class stereotype. The Indian kid tells dysentery jokes, the black kid tells ghetto jokes, the white kids remain oblivious. It is the bottom of the Disney barrel.

As it progresses you get to know each character better and better. It mimics Piper's experience that way. You realize she's not really supposed to be likable right? And her whiteness and privilege are center-pieces of the story?

I dunno, I don't see it flaunting privilege at all. I feel like it's a pretty effective skewering of her white privilege and the sheltered naivete that class privilege brings. She's the protagonist, but not the heroine - IMO.