He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

And they are gonna CRUSH those church nerds.

did he win the fight?

How many more have to die before we finally do something about Sean Penn?

Are we sure that’s not a new Corvette?  Because that looks like a new Corvette.

“And turned into numerous delicious steaks, because he is a fucking cow.”

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Auto start stop? 

How are the Cardinals doing this year? 

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

“but Norfolk’s right fielder forgets how many outs there are....”

I will gladly die fighting on this hill. (Mound, actually.) The DH is an ABOMINATION to the game, and I would have said the same thing if I were alive when it was first introduced. NINE DUDES IN THE FIELD. (Or ladies, if they can compete.) SAME NINE DUDES (again, or ladies, as appropriate) on offense! Yes yes, you…

Half of your comment is correct.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

If McCutchen doesn’t vacate the bag, the 1st baseman will touch him first, then the bag for the double play. If the first baseman’s foot is on the bag when he catches it and McCutchen held the bag, he would be safe on first.

Nope.

CB Bucknor is a terrible ump. Not as bad as Angel Hernandez (no one is), but pretty bad.

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Of course I would never send humans out there. I’d hire a project manager to send them.