They can find his dad?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

The 8,000 square foot home has five bedrooms, seven-and-a-half baths and a four-car garage on a 3-acre lot.

For a man seemingly concerned about his financial future, he sure does spend a lot on pageantry  

What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

Mark Grace: “98 strikeouts in 239 at-bats? Kid, you need a slumpbuster.”

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Is that a Witcher 3 DLC joke?!

and then socked the absolute bejeezus out of Toussaint’s next pitch for a strong 420-foot homer

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

What annoys me the most about this column - and the works of Stephens and David Brooks in particular - is their insistence on couching their bullshit purely as impartial advice for Democrats. It’s always “the party will lose elections if they don’t say/do this thing that I believe in” instead of “the party should say/…

Fired for being too Barstool.

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

I can’t imagine how tough that must be, and the strength it must take, but it looks like he's got it to spare. I’m glad that he has support from his colleagues. Good words at the end. Never let anybody define who you are.

I *hate* the dialogue and “what-if”s surrounding this Finals.

Maybe Jay Mariotti

I’m torn. As Mike says, “That’s just the way the game is played,” which makes me want to not travel this weekend. On the other hand, Chris Berman would always remind us, “That’s... ... ...why they play... ...the game,” and now I want to travel again just to see what happens.