Seriously! Like what kind of right-minded adult would choose confectionery delights over aligning with noted alcohol enthusiasts like *checks notes* Brett Kavanaugh?

It it was Wes Anderson it would have been much more visually interesting.

I hope you don’t teach statistics if you’re going to make general assumptions about “students now” based on an individual sample.

What the fuck is this fucking sentence? Jesus. “Say what you will about this guy who perpetuates ‘no girls allowed’ toxic masculinity in the alt-right redpill breeding ground and drops n-bombs with the weak-ass 90s-era ‘just singin’ along brah!’ excuse, he presses buttons good!” is a fucking idiotic take. A n-bomb is…

As a lifelong Yankees/Giants/Knicks fan, I feel like your combination is the only one that’s excusable. (They’re all excusable it’s just stupid sports but still)

I can’t speak for burnedoneanddone and I know you’re just trying to be nice and helpful, but I think most people who don’t like to dance (like me) have tried it, probably many dozens of times, and still hate it. I can say from many experiences that dancing makes me feel worse than uncomfortable and is about the…

Fultz shot 64.9% from the free-throw line in college as a guard. That’s a very good reason to suspect that his shooting might not have been bulletproof.

Feels like you’re being a bit hyperbolic here. Young isn’t a 1-D shooter like Jimmer Fredette, he is an excellent playmaker with great speed on top of his shooting. He’s most likely not Steph but he has a chance to be really good in the modern NBA. And Doncic was an excellent prospect with really impressive pedigree bu…

Rockstar is smart to go like 6 years between games because it’s enough time for me to get excited and buy them and then start playing and remember, “Oh, right. Playing these games feels like trying to control a rabid dog with a shrug.”

South Park was wrong. Michael Kay vs Francesa is the true Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich.

Whenever we’re collectively ready to turn on Embiid for being an obnoxious clown troll, please let me know. Been ready and waiting...

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Gordon has already missed more in-season time than Ricky did. Ricky played 5 full productive seasons before retiring for a season, Gordon played 2 seasons before missing 2 due to suspensions. Gordon is far more unreliable than Ricky.

I really wish they’d stop making good games so I could give up this toxic hobby and be done forever with these shitbabies 

If one of my colleagues who was in a bad contract was fighting with management for a better contract, I would 100% support my colleague over management. Because I’m not enough of a corporate shill to consider that “fucking off work.”

You have awful taste in men.

I mean, in that paradigm your sick burn is just as meaningless as everything else. So it’s also a self-own, no comeback needed.

It all hearkens back to 2015's Witcher 3 “downgrade” controversy, in which slight changes to a still amazing-looking game had a small but vocal contingent of power users up in arms because I guess they didn’t have anything else to do at the time. 

There’s probably a way to phrase this thought without sounding like an unbearable asshole, but I guess you preferred this approach.