"You come at the King, you best not miss."

You don't have to tell LeBron twice: he was already down there during the world cup AND his forehead already has a Brazilian.

Michael Vick? That's my dog, yo! No. Seriously. That's my dog. Get the fuck away from him, Vick!

scrubs are scrubs

Kinda off track here, but I never really bought into the hype of this guy. He's just a mediocre QB who could run really fast. Exciting? Sure. But he really isn't that good. Never was.

For some reason I associate you and your comment with David Duke and now I hate you even more.

Grown men wearing team jerseys just look stupid and silly to me. Especially fat grown men.

Well done. It took me a second, but well done.

This is a problem in every stadium from philly to sf. It's unrealistic to expect teams to ban alcohol sales (and probably not necessary since long lines + expensive beers + relatively short time allotted to buy beer during games would drastically cut down on excess), but I really believe the solution is to ban…

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

I would love to hear about a story like this:
"The beating was not caught on video. All witnesses were too busy sitting on the aggressors until police arrived. Nobody was severely injured and also not paralyzed."

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

"My masculinity has been vaguely challenged on the Internet because somebody dislikes the name of a product I like! I must lash out in an anonymous fashion, on the Internet! That will surely display my security in my own masculinity!"

You're right. And if you like "Raging Bitch" you love their sister beers, "Fucking Cunt" and "Cum Dumpster".

They tried "Raging Dick" first but that left a bad taste in their mouth.

You're right, they're not really similar at all! It was ALMOST as if I was exaggerating for comedic effect.

What is it with Holocaust museum/concentration camp selfies? Why don't people just take pictures anymore? WITHOUT themselves in it?

sorry, I'm from NY and a Giants fan... You don't know that the 49er fan wasn't from Atlanta.... A nice to make assumptions when you got schooled. You said it never happens there... BTW, the Falcon fan who was butt hurt about his team losing threw the first punch. Don't pretend this doesn't happen in every stadium,…