My favorite part of this comment is how nothing you said actually refutes Kevin's point, but, okay.

Playoff truther.

Beane is right. It was that Jonah Hill kid who fucked the whole thing up for the A's.

Sorry Derek, I know your memory isn't so great these days, but you've been doing that for years.

Everyone's entitled to their two cents in the food business , except LeSean McCoy's servers.

There is nothing better than when this kid says "...passes it to the man"

Did Abdullah learn any lessons? "Stop before you drop."

Kirk Gibson would have ordered the pitcher to beanball the crowd.

So weird. You would think that they'd be more likely to go into the water after they knew the Pirates were out of it.

Dear phetlsaucier,

...did you think it meant 27 straight strikeouts? Because that's...no. That's not a thing.

What does this have to do with Jeter?

There are very few instances of heckling anywhere that are creative, good-spirited, and effective. This checked all those boxes, well-done Phils fans.

Bravo! I've been living in Philly for 20 years, and I was always unimpressed with the creativity of Phillies' fans — who tended to just be vulgar. But this is fantastic.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

Just as useless? Braves playoff tickets from 1996-2012.

Pictured: a little girl gazes adoringly at a dopey but beloved relic of better days for a New York sports franchise.

Not really related to the subject at hand, but I've spent plenty of time there and it seems like a good personal policy all the same.