Yeah ok but....are they selling tickets for next year yet? I don’t want to miss out again.

Because men being afraid to hire hookers to piss on them is one of the main things stopping America from being great again.

Third option: his supporters would say it’s about damn time we had a President with the courage to hire hookers to piss on him.

Just a debilitating stroke... not a terminal stroke.

Fuck Trump. Looking forward to him having a stroke soon.

Bud hey, check out this map of the election results!

I don’t know, but she wants some damn credit!

Paris Hilton is marvelous! Stars Are Blind is a beautiful song.

Fires the guy investigating Russian influence —> Meets with Russia.

It is stunning how fucking dumb trump is.

Corpse hearthrobs are the best hearthobs, with their great bone structure and inability to hit their ex wife, unlike others pictured.

...Neither of them were dead in 2005...........

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

I don’t even care if they win. What I really want out of this is discovery to wind up being made public. I want to see the increasingly panicked emails flying around between various organizers as they got closer and closer to the date and realized it was going to be an absolute disaster, because at least some of…

Yes, more stories, more, more! Give me sustenance!!!

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

They’re fabulous and fancy free, those poodles of disposable income.

“Mom! Mom! You gotta come get us! We’re stranded on this island and all the guys from Yale and Stanford and Vasser flew out an hour ago and now there’s only me and Kristin and Kerstin and Kirsty and Kristy’s black friend left at the dock. There are poor people everywhere, Mom! Mom I’m really frightened!!!”

BTW,

Oh give me a break. For some reason the link to the source is broken for me right now, even from Wired’s site, but it appears that this is about a group of kids at Northwestern, yeah? It’s not about the universe of hackers on the planet.