I fully anticipate they will accidentally draft Jason Garrett.

“The only thing I know how to do in life is to play football.”

This is what happens when someone tries to bullshit his way through NCAA picks after watching zero games this season.

I don’t get the issue. Can’t the Durantula just grow another leg?

I’m a huge UVA fan, but I think you’re being a bit selective. 2016 was a hugely favorable bracket — we were a 1 seed and played 9, 4, and 10, when arguably 10 shouldn’t have made the tournament. I’d say to be 1-2-1 seed and make only one Elite 8, and in that one blow a huge lead to a 10 seed, is pretty disappointing.…

“You would try to say that repeated and prolonged use of marijuana had an effect on his brain so he couldn’t form clear intent to commit first-degree murder.”

Seems like it’s an increasingly valuable asset to be able to enjoy getting slapped in the face by a guy from Washington.

His qualifications are impressive, though. For example, he’s not al-Baghdadi.

Just curious, did he ever coach Aaron Hernandez?

Reports indicate that ESPN agreed to pay an arm and a leg to Pierre-Paul.

He better prepare himself for a stern lecture the next time he sees Coach K.

This is pretty surprising. I mean, the Colts were able to raise a banner under Grigson, what more could you want?

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.

He’ll make a great stretch 5 in the NBA some day.

The Cavs and the Warriors are less in a rivalry than they are in a struggle between two modes of being.

I don’t think UCF minds letting the trophy go.

As an added bonus, with the win UConn got to take home the Civil ConFLiCT trophy.

I expect a trade war over this.

He actually took home both numbers 1 and 2 in the Bear of the Year rankings.

Last month, Rex Ryan said he’d have to be dragged kicking & screaming out of Buffalo.