Honorable Mention: the Reykjavik Grapevine Twitter account during Euro Cup.

UK Twitter is only appalled at the fact that Duke is starting a Junior.

“We were aware of his situation and we were aware of his situation before we claimed him,” said Belichick. “He has an ongoing legal situation and we are not going to comment on it. But enough about Aaron Hernandez, am I right, guys?!?!”

At 60-65, Ryan is vastly overqualified to coach the Jaguars.

To borrow from Shaq, this news is horri-awful. RIP, Craig.

The only way the Browns have a chance next game is if Goodell starts to award points to whichever fan base collectively weighs the most.

The ultimate bulletin-board material comes from within. Don’t let our boss cry in front of us!

Nice! I’ve been looking for more people onto which I can project my rage.

Expected to be out eight weeks.

Brandon Bolden, who used to play a larger role with the Patriots, has one rush for four yards

Sam used the Wi-Fi on the plane to rent route optimization software from a trucking company.

Are you auditioning for Undisputed?

It’s like Super Bowl XXXIX all over again.

I still think they should’ve gone with the Fond du Lac Candirus.

I get that Patterson is upset, but I don’t see how roping HaHa Clinton-Dix into this argument will get him anywhere.

Citizenfortyfour-to-twelve

Man, I’ve learned a lot about bears this week. They can dance, and they are apparently sufficiently qualified to be president.

Jim Caldwell loves Sponge Bob. Rarely can he find someone as relatable as Patrick Star.

I guess rainy days and Mondays really do get the Carpenters down.

Man, Wrangler Jeans has gone really dark.