I would often get two cheap BMTs and throw one in the fridge for later.

You can provide that hint to incoming students, but it’s a bit too late for a whole generation of borrowers who were told they need to go to top schools, no matter the cost.

“what other job, anywhere, can you get where at some point in time you can NEVER be fired?”

And you post this on a Monday, no less.

American cheese is the ultimate cheese for bacon egg and cheese, periodt.

Your first mistake was getting into a relationship with a guy. All men are just babies looking for a new mommy.

All I could think of was “where are the green beans?” And I was def. team “ban all tots,” but those mini ones sound interesting.

Anyone who doesn’t do a precise grid of tater tots is an absolute monster.

When it comes to Hot Dish, there’s only one question: Are you Team Scattered Tots, or Team Meticulously Arranged Grid Pattern?

“While I strongly disagree with the notions that sustainable weight loss is not possible (I myself am proof it is)...”

as a Wisconsinite, you have my attention. 

Can we all agree that the pretzel shaped cookies are the best? And the ones without the sugar crystals are the worst?  I would use those sugarless ones for the cookie butter

So, when scrolling down, you can probably imagine what you’re going to see.

If The Athletic wants a less-obvious way to prevent people from commenting they should just switch to Kinja.

wow a bold take appears

I’ve never paired with honey roasted peanuts. I always pair with roasted salted peanuts, and I think this combination tastes like a Payday. 

You sound like someone who’s never eaten a bar of Kerrygold for dinner.

I have two wonderful children, a great career, my health, a large cast of loving and supportive friends and family...truly a life of bounty.

Sprecher’s Root Beer is the nectar of the gods and I will not hear a word said against it.

At the end of the day, though, there can be only one . . .