That's something we had quite a few discussions about as I reported this story, which, as you can see, took a whole lot of time. Ultimately, Stephen and I decided that the benefits of this story are to shine a spotlight on A) just one of many, many people that critics like Anita Sarkeesian deal with on daily basis,…

Hundreds of them do: https://medium.com/@andreaszecher…

Jesus yes we need more CEOs taking a stand. Heck, get someone to record messages like Mike's from both big companies and indie developers and put them into a video.

...that would be other addicts. If it's not appropriate, I'll stop. Period.

Don't you hate it when people with penises treat women like human beings worthy of respect?

I know, women's rights are only for lame bitches to talk about, AMIRITE brah!?

No.

I honestly have no idea how you put this outfit on or how it stays on.

OH. MY. GOD.

WHY ALL THE FEET???

Oh my god.

Source: "Help, My Eyeball is Bigger than My Wrist!"

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I'm sure your 3-year old appreciated your thoughtful and detailed explanation.

I'm keeping my baby of the pole. By any means necessary.