I feel like some people are making this a bigger deal than it needs to be. I mean, c'mon. They're only dicks and knots and man-babies, terrible fanfiction aside. Get over it.

It's referred to as knotting for both wolves and dogs, at least where I come from.

A lot of friends I know were hit by this rather silly policy, but for some reason I never was. You'd think with a name like "Deth Wulf", it'd be pretty obvious I wasn't using my real name, but Google never seemed to care. I guess now I don't have to worry!

I've never seen Chrome open in just 5 seconds. That would be pretty interesting to see. But then again, I've never seen Chrome work well to begin with (though I suspect it's just because Chrome hates me, lol).

It was only ever exclusive in Japan. Or will be, I should say.

I know the poor guy who got hit, haha.

lmao I had a very similar experience, and was also terrified the first time. I was lucky, though, as I literally learned sex ed in class the next day. This was way back in 5th grade though, so I was 9 or 10. It was also Catholic school, so you can imagine just how much they left out :P

One of my more favourite memes. Huzzah.

Is this something I'd have to play the previous games to enjoy? Because I tried watching the trailer for V and at the end only felt like I wasted my time. Is there something I'm missing?

No, I'm just rather shocked that you could seem so arrogant. "I didn't say anything bad about Windows" - after saying it's expensive and a hassle (by comparison to Chromebooks), that it's virus-laden and requires lots of maintenance just to use. Very positive ;)

Doesn't seem too bad. I've seen people actually fuck their bikes (tailpipes, wheels, seats, etc.). I wonder, though, if it doesn't faze me because I've seen, by general consensus, far more taboo things.

This looks mundane in comparison to all the things I've seen people fuck.

I really enjoyed the Hobbit in 48fps 3D :) As cadarn07 said, it was amazing. I really enjoyed it, as did the few friends who saw it with me.

Your hubris is astounding.

Almost the same for me. My Nexus 5 usually lasts two days on a charge, but I don't use it much unless I'm on wifi. When out and about, at most I'm texting and getting directions from Google Maps. When at home, I may be reading or playing Sudoku or browsing Chrome or Google+ or Twitter or something :P And I never turn…

I gave up long ago, dude, assuming you'd stop chattin'. Yes, viruses exist - on any platform connected to the internet. And I don't want to convince you Windows is perfect for people - just as Macs aren't, nor Chromebooks, or the like. My whole point originally was to point out that what you said isn't the default…

I kind of thought it'd be harder. Him talking throughout the whole thing made it much easier though, lol. It should have been nothing but silence (I've seen those videos that are 3-5 minutes long and you sit there staring at it wondering if something's going to happen, but by the end of it, nothing ever does). I've…

I suppose, but at the same time, the same argument could be made with Apple, I suppose ^^; I think it's kind of better, this way, as it entices people to join the Android ecosystem, which would probably benefit Google greatly - if it was compatible with any mobile device, then, well, I dunno. I'm sure there'll be some…

Looks like you're the one that can't read. I said misinformation in regards to general PCs. I don't think anyone would argue that Chromebooks are cheaper than most standard laptops. I do think quite a few people would argue that they're any more hassle free than regular laptops or computers :) I would imagine them to…

Eh, not sure app-wise...but seeing as it's all built around Android, I'm honestly not too sure :/