It was always storm breaker

There was a BIG one recently, that laid out essentially all three acts of the movie. I read it, and I wish I had not, because it spoiled EVERYTHING.

Ugh stfu.  Let people like things.

Now, it’s Stormbreaker and not Mjolnir in the Thor/Captain Marvel scene. They do like to play their little games with the trailers. 

I understand wanting to see it in a quieter, less crowded theater but I think sometimes seeing an event movie like this in a jam-packed theater adds to the excitement.

One big reason people going to the opening weekend is to avoid spoilers. 

The Snyder cut is going to be terrible. But it will be a different terrible than the terrible film that is out there now. I’m curious to see how different it is. I’m sure that instead of it’s tone being all over the place, it will have one consistant dour tone that sucks one’s will to live, but i’m curious about it…

Sorry. This is the new Disney... Where they kill off your favorite old characters as an end of movie feature.

Honest to god I would watch the Snyder cut.  It might be better than the Frankenstein’s monster created by the studio types

You had a dog living under your skin for 17 years? Damn, bro. 

Woody: “How’s it going, Mr. Peterson?”

It looks like the douchey “Cheers” this douchey country deserves. Nothing about this looks inviting. Goddamnit.

I can get into the whole genuine, human connection thing, but the best transactional argument I could make is that seeing a projection isn’t worth the ticket price - especially since one can see a real Buddy Holly or Roy Orbison performance on YouTube. In Orbison’s case, your local PBS station probably still airs his…

BTW, Dreamland was a real amusement park in the Coney Island of this time period.

Batman: The Brave and The Bold’s Aquaman was the best superhero I’ve ever seen DC come up with. I loved when he could control silverfish “Because their name has fish in it!!”

Aquaman, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand.

Finally. Only Iggy would call out circa-90's Lorenzo Lamas’s awesome television magnum opus, RENEGADE, in a movie review.

Hey a DC movie that isn’t Wonder Woman getting a grade above a C! I’ll take it!

Well, Pentent sounds like a sugar free gum.

And, most importantly, the trident has three spikes, not five. Because a five-spiked trident does not a trident make.