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6/25/19

“Only 400 pounds”.

6/25/19

Meaningless anecdotal backup here, but my wife’s ‘16 Impreza just went into the shop for a taillight switch recall, and the shop insisted that the engine was making a horrible noise (given that Subaru engines aren’t the quietest things, I have yet to hear what they supposedly heard) and would need to be replaced. A…

6/25/19

I think your problem is that the comparable cars you’ve owned/listed are also not particularly reliable, so it’s a reasonably low bar. A much higher, (and probably unrealistic bar) is that my 4Runner has never had an unplanned mechanic visit. At 140k miles I had to replace the starter contacts. Other than that, just…

6/25/19

6/25/19

Perfect car for the next generation of James Bond films: Double Ohm Seven

6/25/19

An all-electric British hypercar.

6/25/19

Spend only $1,800 more in service this month (you will) and you choose:

6/25/19

Your vanos is fucked, 1000 points.

6/25/19

BMW should offer points for how long I spend in the customer lounge. Gamify servicing a BMW.

6/25/19

*Tracktor

6/25/19

“Tractor” should be spelled “traktor” thank you for coming to my TED talk

6/24/19

I think the sounds where from NFS MW but the menu looks closer to Underground to me. The Most Wanted menus were black and yellow.

6/24/19

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

6/24/19

Me everytime Get Low randomly comes on somewhere.

6/24/19

I weep for all the “children” who are talking about EA’s lootboxes and shit, not realizing this was totally based on NFS Underground 1 & 2, back before Lootboxes and Microtransactions were ever a thing, back in the the good ol’ days, before Fortnite and Mobile Games took over the gaming industry.

6/24/19

“Maybe Air Canada can look into compensating for some therapy.”

6/24/19

I mean, come on...

6/24/19

Based off the sounds they used, and the way the text sits at the bottom, they based this off NFS Underground 1/2. Long before loot boxes and paywalls.

6/24/19

You forgot rubber band effect where you’re racing the perfect race and suddenly you’re in second because the car that was miles back has zoomed past you. Or you’re in first place then you hit an invisible wall and now you’re in last.

6/24/19