I’m a Millenial, I guess. I enjoy drinking but not to excess for the exact reasons you mentioned. If I’m shelling out $12 (conservative) for a fancy cocktail, I’m going to sip on that all night because I’ve got student loans to pay and exorbitant rent to cover. 

Ah. So like how the Millenial and younger generations today are better able to identify fake news and sponcon articles than their boomer counterparts, the subsequent generations will be able to intuitively ID which articles are written by humans vs. AI.

Yeah, I wear my wedding ring only. My engagment ring catches on too many things, so now it just sits in my jewelry box. 

The neighbor kid got himself a brand new Charger last year against the advice of his parents and pretty much everyone. He now owes more than it’s worth and is just waiting for it to be repo’d. I’ll never forget what he said after we explained the repo process to him: “What? You mean I won’t get any of the money I paid…

At least he isn’t contractually obligated now to do a shitty rom com.

I was riding a bus, and it was quite full. Some crazy guy standing behind me kept talking to himself, and I was ignoring him until he grabbed my ass cheek and gave it a hard squeeze. I turned around and yelled at him, “Don’t touch me!” in this gravely deep voice I’ve never heard come out of my mouth before, but then…

Yes. Rotten potato is the king of all bad kitchen smells. 

Well-educated in what? Certainly not science. Although, I do know of a few nurses who are anti-vax, but thankfully none are pediatric nurses. 

Kids these days don’t appreciate ‘80s prehistoric fiction. 

This. Can I love her anymore now? I can try. 

I second hyaluronic acid and vitamin C serums. There are tons of brands that produce both. The hyaluronic acid keeps it nicely mosturized and the C evens out the skin tone. 

Do you have a rec for any particular brand? I haven’t seen those around. I’m old school and still use glue, but what a pain in the ass. 

This is so true. When I stopped eating so much icecream/froyo, my skin problems really disappeared. I still eat cheese almost every day because yum, but otherwise I try to choose non-dairy options. It’s definitely worked for me.

Neanderthals beat you to it.

I haven’t had this happen in over a decade. I only use a credit card for purchases (which I pay off entirely every month because I have a steady paycheck, thank god), but I STILL have this feeling every.single.time I insert my card into the chip reader. The anxiety never goes away. 

Is there a disease that makes people smell metallic (like a roll of nickels)? I swear I know the exact smell she’s talking about. 

Lol. No. He’s only 7. Here’s hoping you never see him being a racist shitbird on YouTube. 

And the entire Kardashian klan. After the 4th or 5th surgery, they all start to look the same. 

My nephew attends a Catholic school and got last Friday off so that the kids and their parents could attend the March for Life bullshit rally in DC. 

As a Yinzer myself, I can’t say I’ve ever seen curly or waffle fries on a salad. Usually, they’re big ol steak fries. Maybe they sell those type of fry salads at one of those fancy new restaurants in “Larryville”.