The most goddamned infuriating thing about this video is the fucking camera work!!!!! Jesus H. Christ!!!! Landscape mode motherfucker!!!

I still don’t get the national outrage. I thought the camera would reveal serious sanitary violations in the kitchen or a human trafficking ring or something.

[Ticking sound of a clock’s seconds hand moving]   

Master race

Pretty sure Amazon is sending an AI robot to find you now.

Interestingly, saying “Tom Brady’s son’s kiss” takes about 1 Tom Brady Son’s Kiss to say.

I watched the kiss once and I’m scarred for life.

I’m not even sure why we measure time in seconds anymore. A base unit of Tom Brady Son Kisses is way more logical.

ESPN was correct in a Feb. 24 SportsCenter video talk back

the escalator is cool but then you’re stuck in wheaton

This is the correct response. All these things can be true simultaneously, and are:

Hillary is right about this.

I grew up without my father around very much when I was little and never when I was a teen. My mother was an incredible woman, but there is only so much a mother can do to be an example for her son. I was desperate for male figures in my life who would love me. As far as I remember there was ever only one. I know he…

Fred was my only friend as a child when I was sick at home. I love Fred Rogers and miss him every day.

As far as I can tell, conservatives believe that children speaking out after watching their friends and classmates get massacred are “crisis actors”, but the largest domestic terrorist organization political gun lobbying group in the world saying inflammatory shit on TV in the wake of children getting massacred is ok.

I still don’t know how many DB techniques Fisher taught him.

This video is a bit different from your usual Engineering Explained video

If you look closely, you can see all the good Marlins too.