@lisas: "Unimportant sneeze of a human" may be the best insult I've ever heard.

@BabyJane: I think the look works from here to...Eternity.

If you take away all of the grocery bags, she looks like me leaving Pavillions or Ralphs.

Ah, I kind of like her (and I used to LOATHE her). Maybe it's backlash against the backlash.

@Archetype: Your dog sounds a lot like me.

His outfit looks very...Calvin Klein, circa the 1995 CK One period.

It looks like he's telling himself, "calm down, yes she's uber-hot, but she married you AND she's having your twins." I can't help but find him adorable—ever since Stand by Me.

I will never, ever forgive Ralph Nader for 2000. Obvs, there were more evil people to blame, but Nader just seemed...smugly culpable.

@BlondeGoddess: I'm glad you replied! When no one said anything, I was convinced that it was me...how weird would that be if the only affliction your eyesight suffered was to make pics of MK and Ash appear blurry?

@little stripes: Not sure about googling "fuck machine" at work, but now that you've got my curiousity going, I'll have to do some research when I get home...

@LaComtesse: I hid my scale when I started taking the GD BC pill. It was too depressing. I was looking for it recently and honestly couldn't find it.

Am I losing my vision, or is this pic super blurry?

@sybann: Ha!

@LaComtesse: Yet another reason I would make a sucky athlete. I worry enough about my nutritional intake just to fit into my jeans. (Well I don't worry enough to actually cut out cupcakes in any meaningful way—that would be going overboard.)

@LoSpaz: I hear ya (well I always eat a lot, but I burn it more when I'm doing cardio in addition to yoga).

I've never understood that about athlete diets. These gymnasts eat so little, but don't they get as much exercise as swimmers?

It's insane. I remember being 12 and hating that I'd never have Kelly Taylor's awesome body. This site reminds me again and again how glad I am not to be a teenager right now.

I'm so depressed that Blair Waldorf was born when I was in first grade.

@clevernamehere: When it comes to ladymags, I think they're all equally culpable. It's true that it is very rare that Vogue talks about diet tips, but I think it can be just as dangerous because the magazine just assumes everyone is a size zero—if you're not, you don't exist.

I don't know about this one. Of course snarking on a woman just because she's older and has the lines to prove it, and Ariana Huffington is a total hypocrite.