No match for the Masters of the Universe. Masters > Guardians, Universe > Galaxy. Check mate.

Either that, or you just don't find humor in the weird and random.

I never could find the tips email at one point, you took it off of your main page. Maybe you should put it back there.

You know why I'm psyched? It looks like Powerstone in some ways.

There are thousands of these stupid things online that are boarderline creepy. Kotaku, why would you post this?

There's no way I'd pay that much to rent or own. It's cheaper to go on amazon and buy it.

And there you go again with the random derogatory statements.

Anyone else want to strangle him?

That's why SA1 and 2 were awesome though, you had exploration.

Once again, the deciphering biz sounds like a personal problem.

I lean forward on my laptop, for free.

I don't disagree with anything anyone has said, it's all factual. I'm just confused how some people can consider themselves straight... and still be attracted to dicks. That I don't understand the logic of, but it's not like I have to... so whatever. I looked online, and yes it says some people apparently consider…

A her-der-her-her...

Oops, for a second I got you mixed up with another commenter who posted so long I swear it was a book. Honestly though, I'm not a bigot, I support gay marriage, and people can do whatever they want for all I care. Though, at times I find all the celebration annoyingly unneeded and in-your-face, hence the initial joke…

You sure do take this seriously as if you were the queen of the subject, and apparently you have a lot of time to kill.

"Transgenderism is not equal to cross-dressing" It was both at the same time... wow you really do love to throw around that bigotry word even when it doesn't apply.And no, he/she flipped out because she told me he wasn't a woman, after I asked why he had a female profile. I don't care what kind of human being you are,…

Well the definition of heterosexuality is to be attracted to the opposite sex. Having an attraction to both genitalia is a bisexual interest. Men who engage in sexual situations with people who have both would/could/probably should say they are bi-sexual. If they say they're straight, it sounds like there's some…

I'm "bigoted" because I said straight people like straight things... ok, not making sense but whatever. Honestly I think people love to throw that word around even when it's not needed.

That's "Emperor". And I'm just saying straight people are into straight things, if you think you have some sort of new revelation that redefines what words mean, please tell.

I'm sure I would, but something that contradicts their sexual orientation isn't on the table.