Nay, go easy on us, we're from Texas. Also, OMG I LOVE YOUR NAME THAT IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST ALBUM UND ALL ZE VORLD
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Trust me, he wants you, too. He's a total cuddle-slut but we're proud of his healthy pet-drive and don't believe in shaming :) #shitfeministdogmomssay
His tongue is almost never inside his mouth. And guuurl, he's a kissin' machine.
thank you!!! We just love the little turd-burger :D
Danke! It's really the only way to go. Everybody brings baggage to a relationship. Hell, our dogs have to deal with ours. It just makes you that much closer, working through your shit together :)
This is Sam, aka Samwich. He's mostly Border Collie and then a bunch of other shit, with just a liiiiiiittle but of Pitt in him. He's way too narrow to have much but that still kept people from wanting him. Here, he poses enthusiastically with pieces of our rug he was so kind to redecorate for us. He was severely…
d'oh! So keeeeeuuuuuuuuuut.
THAT IS NOT SHADE. Shade is subtle, b. Please go re-watch "Paris Is Burning" and get it right. P.S. I like you so I'm sorry I called you out but no, gurl.
Omg am dying
This is weird but the idea of being late has always done it for me. Like, literally, the mere concept of being late is a huge turn-on. I used to play dj (my term of choice for masturbation) before school and i was lucky enough to have the bus stop in front of my house. Hearing the brakes squeak, i'd say some fool shit…
seconded.
Oh god. So bear with me, I know how you feel. Back in '98, people were cold-cocking old ladies in toy stores for a Furby and somehow, my parents surprised me with one for my birthday. This was great but eventually, I lost interest over time and there it sat on my bookshelf. One night, it's fucking raining buckets and…
This. I'm trying to get stoned, shovel gyoza in my gob and watch netflix and THEN THE FUCKING DOLLS HAPPEN. Never post that gif again. I will pee.
Wow. I had no idea, thank for sharing your experience, friend.
I mean no disrespect to Ms. Crosley but did anyone else want to rip her bangs off and tape them to your forehead? Just me? They're so...so perfect.
OMG THAT IS SACH A KEUT NAM!!!!!!!!! Can we do emojis here? Sparkle emojis!!! Cat emojis!!!!!
Yeah, that's how I took it. I saw the surprised face she did under the booty bridge as, "how the fuck are these girls doing that?" Not in a derogatory manner, more of a, "shit, i can't do that" thing. I'm not a fan if her music or anything, I was afraid by some of the stills but after watching the video it all seems…
Preach! Yas gurl, yas.
She makes me proud to be a Texan. I kean, duh, I am, but we get a bad wrap and I love her and I want to eat barbeque or what-the-fuck-ever with her. Definitely involve Shiner.
D'aaawwwww. My kiki did the same thing as a bebe. Her momma passed so she had to figure out the whole running thing by herself. Twas adorable.