Alright, you’ve convinced me. So after a breakup, we should all just cut off all of our friends and release our pets to the woods!

Or, perhaps, an experiment in reverse psychology? They may be operating under the shared delusion that his fall could mean their resurgence, and they’ve planet the seed in Drumpf’s tiny, smooth brain.

Does anybody seriously doubt that Bill Clinton or Barack Obama couldn’t sit down with a special prosecutor and, at the very least, come away without handing their shirt over to the interrogator? Hell, even shameless Chris Christie could avoid bragging about how he ordered a guy killed and also committed obstruction…

Sometimes, I think Trump is just too stupid to understand why the things he does or says are inappropriate, wrong or just plain fucking dumb. But I guess, he’s too big of a maniac for anyone around to tell him.

trump admitted on television to Lester Holt that he was going to fire Comey because of the russia investigation. trump is, in fact, too stupid to talk without impugning himself.

It’s really interesting how some of the very folks who hailed Trump as a genius...

I think Giant would be your best bet. Check near the baking chips.

Is South America, meringue is something different than the pie topping it is in States. Get yourself to a Latin Bakery. It’s more like a cookie (and if it’s fresh it’s kinda gooey in the middle).

They tried to keep Roy Moore off the ballot, too, and then doubled and tripled down on “he only sexually assaulted some girls, it’s not like anything gay happened!” If he gets the nomination, the GOP can’t help but support a(nother) literal Nazi.

Yup. That’s what I had. Meringue comes in those flavors too.

She claimed it was bad luck to get low on butter.

Yes, this is ridiculous. Since when is anyone owed a job solely because they haven’t been convicted of rape. That’s the bar!?!

I haven’t had any since I was a kid, but I loved it. No, it’s not ‘ice cream’ in the traditional sense, but it’s like meringue and there aint nothing wrong with meringue

Dude Bro Sharia Law specifically states that the claims of numerous women are not to be given as much weight as the same weight as the claims of one single Dude Bro. Even if the number is 18 or more (e.g. Donald J. Trump).

I’ve watched CSI. Their had to be SOME evidence. They need that think that lights up bodily fluids, or like, a fragment of a photo that the ridiculously photogenic lab tech could blow up into a fully in focus picture of him. No way you can just go on the word of multiple witnesses and the personal experience of…

Yeah, I figured as much, the GOP doesn’t want to risk looking bad (while looking pretty bad).

To be even more clear here, the Republican Party in Illinois has been dealing with this idiot for years and managing to keep him off of their ballots. This year he managed to claw his way in, partially because the Illinois 3rd is an incredibly safe Democratic seat that no actual Republican wanted to lose by 40 points…

What’s wrong with buckwheat pancakes?

Yup, that’s exactly it. Carob is good, it’s just not chocolate . . . in the same way that tofu is good, just not meat, and people get disappointed when they expect one thing and get something else substituted. They are both delicious foods on their own that people developed bad feelings for because they were…

I’m an equal opportunity bacon enjoyer. Turkey bacon is fine. In fact, in some varieties, it’s actually really good. Like Applegate’s