Nah, like every other African dictator Mugabe was a false prophet who should have been assassinated decades ago.

Nah, like every other African dictator Mugabe was a false prophet who should have been assassinated decades ago. The affinity for bling for make believe wars, battles and honors is legion amongst these cretins.

She was just trying to scare people away from the White House by making them believe it was haunted by a hideous orange goblin, so she could dig for the Civil War gold hidden beneath it.

Shares go up, everybody wins!

Yep; not to mention most of the new guns confiscated in Chicago were purchased in other states.

We actually took a page from the Citrus Czar’s presidential playbook. Prepare for something that’s going to happen over and over in advance so you can always have a suitable response ready. I guess we’re a bit better at implementation than “Orange you Glad I Tweet Teh Bestest”

Chicago is white people’s No. 1 argument against everything, including gun control.

This is what 2017 has come to. Whether someone has the balls to tell nazis to get bent. What a time to be alive.

The bar is olympic-level limbo-champion low.

Since I thought he was a POS before my opinion of him has minutely risen; as here is yet another person, unlike SCROTUS, who’s okay telling Nazis to fuck off.

Why is there a horizontal bar in the middle of the right digit?

Why is there more than one digit on that counter?

Considering how Schnatter was such a total dick regarding Obamacare—threatening to cut workers’ hours rather than add 15 cents to the cost of a pizza to cover the insurance—it works for me. Schadenfreude: it’s the best emotion.

I just feel good knowing he’s monitoring the situation.

I mean, I’d prefer that every independent vote for Jones, since that would better Jones’ chances of winning outright.

The great thing is that a write-in vote for Sessions, with the backing of McConnell, might just split enough the Republican vote enough to carry a D into the Senate.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters at a press conference in Kentucky on Monday that Moore was unfit to serve in congress. “I believe the women, yes,” McConnell added.

“The state of Alabama requires me to inform you....”

Most likely. But it’ll still be fun to watch the alt-right either explode in fury over the situation or watch them mindlessly follow the racist alcoholic Pied Piper, Bannon, to whatever meme catches on next. Everyone should remember that “Lyin’ Ted Cruz” was Breitbart’s darling until June 2015 when Trump jumped on…

I bought one of these, but they can’t ship it to me until they find a UPS driver who is worthy enough to lift it onto their truck.