“Granny took the secret recipe to the grave, but we still enjoy her special fried chicken every week.”
.............I’d gladly pay that hundred bucks and eat the fuck out of that meatball, AND drain the Tureen............................
I’m pretty sure I would pay $100 for that meatball.
That meatball looks pretty fucking bomb, tbh.
This is something five year would say... “the bad guys will be scared away by good guys.” Pretty soon he’ll propose that we should have people without jobs and homes build houses..there two problems solved where’s my big mac, all this work is hard, can I take a nappy on the helicopter ride to the golf course.
Here’s a story about a survivor being mistaken for the shooter by the police. Good thing no such mistakes could possibly happen by armed teachers with far less training than police officers!
Here’s one more: The sheriff’s deputy on duty at Parkland apparently lost his nerve during the shooting and never tried to engage the shooter.
Lisa is literally one of the best female cartoon characters ever. It’s funny that Ted thinks this is an insult. It’s only an insult if you’re a complete ignoramus. Everyone knows that Homer is a complete joke and parody. So it makes sense that Ted compared himself to Homer.
“We can’t ask them hard questions because then we would lose our access to continue to not ask them hard questions.”
We should be moving towards making our elected officials feel like they should be afraid of us instead of the other way around. This should be a step in the right direction and perhaps some actual reporters will maybe keep pursuing answers when they are given doublespeak. One can dream at least.
Paul Ryan has not met with his constituents in a town-hall type setting in over two years.
“Also, please don’t resign in shame after luring the entire GOP Congress to a ‘super special secret meeting’ at Mar A Lago and then burning the entire estate to hell.”
Slavery was America’s vibranium.
While watching the Fox News evening lineup
I was Virgo-ing my way through the article because Wakanda is indisputably better (free national healthcare just for starters - also SNEAKERS - and no cultural appropriation) but then I got to
....I should also add that this proposed law is coming from a state where motorcycle helmets are optional.
This is just a racist bill designed to provide probable cause so that the police can stop and frisk people of color at will. It’s depressing that I’m not at all surprised at this type of thing being proposed within my lifetime, but that’s only because literally nothing surprises me anymore. As a society, we’re…
Also, people should read the RAND study on the NYPD’s effectiveness in returning fire. Want to know what it is when they are getting shot at? 18% EIGHTEEN FUCKING PERCENT. Are these teachers going to be better trained then the NYPD? Clearing a building as big as a school with a pistol when you are up against an…
1) Ft. Hood. We had an entire school full of armed teachers
1) Ft. Hood. We had an entire school full of armed teachers, only it wasn’t a school, it was a military base, and they weren’t teachers, they were soldiers who were trained in combat. This was the wet dream of the NRA’s “Good guy with a gun” scenario. 13 dead, 30 hospitalized.