Didn’t know Michael B. Jordan was in it. Saw him in the trailer and was like “Oh shit. Excitement level going to 11.”

Yep. It’s like the writers dumped an extra emo case of refrigerator magnet poetry on the floor and went with that. One that came with 20 “darkness” and “heart” and only 1 “the” and “a”.

Am I the only one who thinks the graphics during cutscenes look super jarring? It feels like they lack proper art direction and perhaps could use a more cel shaded look.

Oh, you cute adorable fools honestly believing that this will still be released someday.

So, I was probably going to see this because I’ve basically seen most of the superhero movies, but it’s not like I was counting it down. I’m not even that familiar with Black Panther.

“Than you can shake a pretty boy at” will now be entering my day to day phrasebook for any situation.

That title is far too coherent for a KH game.

Wow. Kingdom Hearts counted to 3 before Valve did. Considering they literally made several titles with the IP using decimals, I am mildly shocked.

Despite having a nearly incoherent kudzu plot and more anime cliches than you can shake a pretty boy at, I still find this series incredibly fun and charming. Better go get a ticket for the hype train.

I manage a coterie of sub 18 year old girls, and was informed tonight that this was a publicity stunt directly in answer to Ms. Swift releasing her catalogue to streaming media. It was also opined that miss Miley was a “good girl” now that she was getting married, and by removing herself from the drama, it created a…

Stop.

I was transfixed for like four hours.

If there is a recorded 30-min Katy Perry and Friends Taylor Swift-bash fest filled w/ gossip and slams, I’ll buy “Witness” just to encourage more of this.

I think we see: the path to play a great Marvel character goes through playing Johnny Storm in a crappy movie.

You can still see the movie, even if it’s projected onto the side of a burned out building in the Wasteland by a projector powered by a jury-rigged stationary bike.

“... infused with melanin...”

“Mother said this movie was too violent. Instead please enjoy this heartwarming story of this former homosexual who finds Jesus and heterosexual love.”

Trump most likely won’t be president by then. Instead, we’ll have Ayatollah Pence in power.

Goebbels was far better at propaganda than this walking gin-soaked bacon fat sculpture.