Just append a Jr, problem solved

“If I can’t say MAGA with a car decal, I’ll say it with my behavior!”

Funny thing is, with a name like Ferrucci he and his family are probably not even considered to be a Real Americans™ by some MAGA supremacists.

Russia beat Spain, South Korea beat Germany. Whoever wins Belgium/France will be favored but Croatia/Sweden/England have a legit shot.

sooo is France-Belgium the de facto final or am I hugely underrating the other half of the bracket?

50 upvotes for this rancid bit of satire? Or deplorable BS?

looks like espn’s never heard of the first amendment

Can’t wait to see all the genius legal minds complain that ESPN is violating their civil rights and anti 1st Amendment.

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

England

Holy shit this is my favorite Kinja of all time.

The investigative spirit of Gawker lives!

Cousins, still transitioning to the Vikings, hasn’t yet been taught about their history with boats.

Did someone say smoked meats?

“Okay you’re running, running, running and the defender says that your great grandparents were complicit during the holocaust when the Nazis pillaged from the jews.”

Every boomer I know has this dream of buying an RV and travelling the country. I...don’t get it. I don’t want my shower and toilet to be the same thing.

All the arenas will book him

I’m going to die laughing when the Knicks get sold to some Vivek Ranadivé-alike who meddles and fucks up even more than Dolan.

“He wants to be more Elon Musk than George Steinbrenner,”

I tried for at least 20 minutes after my wife fell asleep. Rated: impossible.