Cannot wait for the sites to be inundated with Cash4Gold ads

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I think that’s the funniest (well, not funny ha-ha) part of this: they were willing to break the websites and anger their readership over a relatively middling deal! It’s honestly incredible. 

I did see that, and I would also highly recommend it to anyone who hasn’t read it yet.

Meet me in Temecula, coward!

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

If it’s been a rough night (for example, if I’ve been up late reading about the wanton and needless destruction of a beloved website), and I need some breakfast comfort food but still need to rush to work, I might reach for the Trash Panda Special of chunky peanut butter over a hot toaster waffle, allowing the peanut…

Interestingly enough, The Daily Beast’s Max Tani noted on Twitter that Spanfeller and Co were supposed to meet with the company’s P/E backers today, in a wonderful gift of timing. 

We have a media company whose management is in open war with its readers and writers.

Send all influencers to the dilithium mines.

Yesterday I was receiving ads on G/O sites for condos in Tempe. I’ve never set foot in Tempe, never Googled Tempe for any reason, never looked for flights for Tempe, nothing. But the place did look nice, and there’s a Whole Foods on the ground floor!

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

It’s certainly fancier than “Pat Sajak fancy”!

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I feel like setting your wedding dress code as “yacht party” is just a way to figure out how many of your guests have coke habits.

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The folks behind NYC’s Momofuku restaurant have started a mini-chain called Fuku whose flagship chicken sandwich uses the thigh, and it’s every bit as good as you would think it is.

That leaked transcript is .... really something.

Bringing it back on the day of the week Chik-Fil-A is closed, no less.

This is Lucy and the goddamn football. Again.