And lo, the Lord said “let there be a sandwich made of chicken that is fried which is, you know, pretty good for a fast-food chicken sandwich” and let it fall and then rise again in two months’ time; and so it came to pass that the sandwich rose from the grave and blessed us all with its high sodium content, and it…

MSG has gotten better with its concessions, but this is a step backwards ... into a deep dark well.

+1. If you have Police and The Cars on the list, I feel like you have to consider them as well. And Billy Joel is fried ass. 

Out of curiosity, where would you place Iron Maiden on the list?

Now this is a video I wouldn’t mind autoplaying!

This is going off on a slight tangent, but has anyone tried to fry up a batch of little dill gherkins? They would be like popcorn pickles or something?

Well, at least there’s no Sexy Untitled Goose costume?

Paul Rudd is a Highlander, you fool!

Personally, I’m holding out hope for a Black Bolt audio show.

We .... we don’t talk about that. 

ZOMBOAT. That is all.

This episode’s ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to its newsletter.  If the first episode is intended to arouse my curiosity at where they’re going with this story, it certainly succeeded.

Was the narwhal exhibit still there?

(She even has a mac and cheese blog.)

[bangs fists on table] price, price, price, PRICE, PRICE

I would like $240 worth of the fire-baked sourdough bread pudding with chocolate.

As such, it poses no threat to us.

That’s a good-ass wedding menu.

Goodbye sweet Tweeting prince

Cold leftover boneless spare ribs from a grimy south Brooklyn Chinese food joint, thank you very much.