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I’d make a list but i don’t feel like doing someone else’s job for free.

Here’s a question I’ve always wondered, even though Strange can’t use his regular hand s to perform surgery, can’t he conjure up some magic hands or advise during a surgery? I mean yeah being Sorcerer Supreme is his main job but he lives in Greenwich Village, rent isn’t cheap there and I doubt being Sorcerer Supreme

...or gaining an accent, as is the case. ;)

* Had

After coming through the stargate

There are plenty of high quality products made in China. The catch is that the company paying those contractors pay more. Most companies aren’t willing to do that.

dang, owned

Once I switched from commercial to a private jet service I’ve rarely missed connecting flights.

Also! Carry on a small bag to avoid waiting at baggage claim! #turboduh

Citizen: “Daredevil I really need your help, these guys threatened to beat up my dad if he doesn’t pay them off by Tuesday?”
Daredevil: “Where was this going to happen?
Citizen: “Somewhere near Jones Woods Park.”
DD: “Wait, Jones Woods, you mean on Staten Island?”
Citizen: “Well, yeah...”
DD: “Get fucked kid, I only deal

I think Daredevil’s intentionally like that, because he’s blind.

MORE SMALL PHONES.

The development of life on earth?

Have you seen ‘Unchained Reaction’ ?

“no, you do not shoot a torpedo and blow a hole in the ice”

...he was being sarcastic :O

I gotta take a little time. A little time to think things over...

Somehow I doubt it.

More intelligence, and more stupidity.

H2O + Pb