I’m no neurologist, nor a doctor, nor a painter, nor an art enthusiast, but it looks to me that she just twisted her ankle. Walk it off and quit being so dramatic.

I drank prune juice all day. (Today’s going to be rough.)

“Slender Man...is aiming for a 2017 release.”

So, when your internet goes down, your local network will go down too. Great idea.

Makes me feel bad about all that ivory furniture I used to make. So many scraps swept away, wasted.

And their wings are delicious.

Filed under #cool, but, did that look a little close to anyone else? Looks like it could have fallen off stage right just as easily as landed safely.

“Questions for the near future!”

I am so (SO) pro-sexbot. Haven’t brought it up to Wifey. Would fucking a sexbot be considered cheating?

I always fuck people. Fucking anything else is kind of weird.

Looks like a good time to buy another gun.

Wouldn’t that void the warranty? Anything on the xda forums yet?

Don’t forget about the front facing camera.

That’s enough to use it to emulate some retro NES games though. I bet Duck Hunt is great on that thing.

There’s a place in a strip mall by my house that will replace it for you. Cash only.

http://www.free-power-point-templates.com/toilet-paper-p…

Clearly you’re too smart for the executive floor.

I just hope the PPT included a lot of that tire-screeching sound effect.

No bluetooth or wifi? Meh.

Read a good article (here) from Defense Weekly. Goes into decent detail about some of the “hacker tactics” the US has been using to fight this asymmetrical threat.