Do you frequently hear whooshing noises right above your head?

Well, for one thing, it’s “reins,” not “reigns.”

Well, for one thing, it’s “reins,” not “reigns.”

You need to look up “fulsome.”

There should only twelve first names for children. But there should be twelve per sex, with “sex” determined by the child’s anatomical condition at birth. These names should be:

Oh. I thought they always sang “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

Yes, so gauche. No self-respecting country plays its national anthem at a sporting event.

Still waiting....

Ummm...exactly when is this torrent of abuse expected to commence?

Ummm...exactly when is this torrent of abuse expected to commence?

Just run away. No one needs you.

By all means. Nothing says “integrity” like desertion.

By all means. Nothing says “integrity” like desertion.

Why, yes, I am. The president did not kill that man. And if you want to accuse Trump of standing on his grave, what do you call what Jalopnik is doing?

Interesting. What other highly revealing fantasies would you care to share with us? Anything involving zeppelins?

Why don’t you just put your fingers in your ears? And while you’re at it, bury your head in the sand. Then none of his would be happening, would it?

You didn’t listen to a word he said, but you have an answer for him. Remarkable.

Bingo. Ham is not very good with numbers.

Bingo. Ham is not very good with numbers.

That’s not a divot. Why are you writing about golf?