Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

Somebody should have informed them that

“No.”—The Ghost of Huey Long

I feel like the only thing you got right was counting to three successfully.

I still say they should’ve named them the Tuxedos. . . . :)

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

Not as dumb as being unaware of using/unable to generate the mental ability to use 24hr time.

Andy is not a smart man.

none of what you’d just seen actually mattered because the video assistant deemed Raheem Sterling’s shoulder to have been a centimeter or two beyond the last defender’s shoulder, making him offside and annulling the goal.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

I’ll always love that the people who claim there’s noting wrong with being a nationalist are the same who will say that Nazis were socialists because it’s in the name, and without a shred of irony.

Gotta admit, in a story involving three baseball players and their wives, I did not think an overwhelming majority would have reasonable opinions. 

So they....are....a...butthole waxing service?

I know it’s good fun to rag on Manchester United, but I think they have a legitimate shot at avoiding relegation this season. 

How is it better than The Empire Strikes Back? That’s just insanity.

I am a very happy subscriber, The Athletic content is outstanding. I hope they do manage to breakthrough.

It’s always tough to tell, with the anonymity the internet provides, but I’m starting to suspect that Elisabeth Maria and Elisabeth Maria are the same person.

That was such a bad faith article. And now it looks even worse.

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?