Good.
Good.
In related news, Mitch McConnell the shitheel tortoise from Kentucky is in the Senate, trying to irreparably harm millions of Americans.
YES YES YES ONE GOOD THING
Puns fired, officer down!
Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.
planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism
Tucker, honey, do you have any idea how much white Americans shit and pee in public? Cause it’s a lot. Especially when drunk.
Just to head this off at the pass; no, it’s still racist if you’re going to come into the comments to say something along the lines of “You know I normally wouldn’t say this, but the Roma really are [insert X stereotype here], and I know that because of [insert Y story about a trip to Europe]”
A 220-pound coin? That’s loonie!
WTF is wrong with Iowa?
In happy Ariana news, she is about to become the first honorary citizen of Manchester for her fundraising and emotional support to victims and families after the attack. (So fuck off, Caicedo Lopez)
The general public’s cognitive dissonance over the NRA is staggering. The fact that not only was there no meaningful discussion or reform after 20 children were shot to actual pieces means nothing will change in our lifetime.
Good now we can focus on my traffic straddling beer garden.
Isn’t that kind of sad that he felt he had to dump a white woman because his own people would shit on his image? I’m actually really intrigued by the Tupac letters because he really was a brilliant mind and didn’t get enough credit for it at the time.
[Montag intensifies]
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and…
Remember: anything he has ever attacked anyone for turns out to be something he’s guilty of.
I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.
totally the antidote needed to wash my ears out. They should have made a whole series set in the evil mirror universe with incredibly hot t’pol and her exposed midriff