Would 30 lashes suffice?

It’s BEEN absolute nonsense since 2012 or so. The thing is that everytime the internet gets it right they want to go on a Finger Wagging Binge, like the friend who needs more booze so bad he’ll drink the piss outta the empties. 

Yeah well tell that to the people who are trying to say that only a pedo would make those kind of jokes, you know, bullshit like that. 

This is the part where we cue the comments of people saying, “Oh the poor baby, not getting to make movies for Disney, wah. ” I really hate those assholes, they derail EVERY conversation.

Thats horseshit

Maybe youre just an uptight prick?

Of course. You think everboeverbodys trash except for you.

I find that Peter Straub has a tendency to crawl up his own was for large passages in his novels. Also he doesnt really like to get into character's heads but rather observes the characters lime an anthropologist working on a thesis.

Hey thats John Carpenter's California, thank you very much! Kinda l ike Stephen King's Maine. 

Neither?

Oh I meant the part about Jack’s Joker being a deranged mobster and Ledger’s being a subhuman monster... you can take either one of those as a pro or a con depending on whether you prefer deranged mobsters or subhuman monsters. 

What are you talking about? Did you just decide to blanket address the entire comments section in a reply to me? I said I didn’t think the movie was bad, just not great. Is “Pretty Good” too negative for you as well? “Fuck my opinion, [...] it isn’t interesting”? Ok pal, whatever you say. Not sure who said your take…

It’s funny how different people can be. For the past 30 years I’ve found that Joker commercial to be one of the greatest things my eyeballs have ever been exposed to. 

And the Beefy 5 Layer Burrito is the best value for your dollar at Taco Bell!

How about as far as names go Jack is just a cooler name than Heath.

Eh, it was the 80's. As someone said on another article: “In the 80's, if you had a bad guy, it was assumed that he had to die at the end of the movie.”

PrivateIronTFU, I think that you.... are my number one.... uh... guuuuy! I like the way you think...

I’m pretty sure the fact that Nicholson’s Joker is a monster never gets lost because he’s played by Jack Nicholson.

but with 20% less homicidal glee. 

Kinda weird how being Mick Jagger’s lover would count as one of the more normal periods of her adult life.