Um.... I kinda feel like Marty at the the end of Back to the Future when Young Doc Brown is talking about all of his plans for the future.... but I have to tell you about the future... Nephew....

yah and look where that got them. Whoops. 

I’ve come from the future to tell you just wait until next summer, you get your wish on that last one.

Well look at the site we’re on.

Just posting here because I find it incredibly telling and suspect that no one has responded to your well thought out post, probably because they can’t figure out what angle to take in calling you an asshole or whatever. Because the “correct” opinion is to hate Scarlett Johansson now and probably start a petition to…

Why?

Kinda makes it hard to form a coalition when there are dickheads like him on your side of the line....

You troll with the glee of a 12 year old. 

Visiting the av club comments is always providing more proof that being a left leaning liberal doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t still be an insufferable asshole with a condescending attitude towards everyone but yourself. 

Once again, adding so much to the conversation, Rec! You really enrich every discussion with your cutting insights!

You’ve got a real beef with Long Form Film Analysis.Do you also oppose all the nonfiction that’s been written critiquing film or certain films in particular? I read a great book about the making of Citizen Kane, was the author of that also nuts because he spent many months talking about a film that only lasts 2 hours?

well duh. Most wouldn’t. That’s why they’re internet reviewers, and you and I aren’t.

Well the guy who made the Plinkett videos parlayed that into a full time career of internet criticism, apparently RedLetterMedia’s Patreon gets 20k a month. Not that crazy in my opinion, but for all I know this 5 hour guy could be completely pants-crapping insane. 

You are not making any sense. 

Hey watch out there’s also someone in here saying that saying you won’t spend your money on a certain product is “male entitlement”. Because no women has ever declared a boycott of a product, right. 

Huh? Where did the “male entitlement” thing come from? Are you really implying that people saying they aren’t going to spend their money on something is exclusively something that only “males” do?
I thought we were all making fun of these dummies and their Declaration of Star Wars Independence or whatever the fuck it…

They’re playing right into Disney’s hands, now they can pretend that seeing the next Star Wars movie is as important as voting in the 2020 election. I’m not looking forward to the Ghostbusters 2016-style marketing campaign Episode IX will probably have now due to these turds.

You must have a really good data plan and a good phone. I have a gig of free space at any time on my phone and only 4 gb of data a month. Verizon is a bunch of incompetent fools who don’t train their staff any longer, just a free tip for anyone looking for a new provider. 

I can’t even accept that. Because those people aren’t 5-10 any longer and should know better. (I was 12 and although I didn’t think the Phantom Menace was an abomination, it was clear that it in now way held a candle to the originals. And Attack of the Clones just depressed 15 year old me because it was the first time…

Liar. I’m sure you’ve had plenty to say about the unfair treatment of cookies and the monsters who love them over the years.